THE TEN BEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME (well, all the ones I could think of in a crunch, anyway)

The Rutles - All You Need Is Cash Eric Idle - "Nasty supposedly sings 'I buried Stig' on 'I Am the Waitress.' In fact he sings 'E burres stigano' which is very bad Spanish for 'Have you a water buffalo?'"

2.Cool Movie!
重慶森林 (aka - Chungking Express) Faye Wong 王菲 - "If my memory of her has an expiration date, let it be 10,000 years."

3.dude ...
The Big Lebowski Jeff Bridges - "We believe in nossin', Lebowski! NOSSIN'!!!"

5.12 of them ..
12 Monkeys Brad Pitt/Bruce Willis - "I mean, psychiatry: it's the latest religion. We decide what's right and wrong. We decide who's crazy or not."

6.Hsu Chi!!!
色情男女 (aka - Viva Erotica) Hsu Chi 舒淇 - "You say I'm a sycophant? What about sycophant? Can't a sycophant be angry? Yes, I'm just an angry sycophant!!"

True Romance All Star Cast - "He must of thought this was White Boy Day. It ain't White Boy Day, is it?"

甜蜜蜜 (aka - Comrades: Almost a Love Story) Maggie Cheung 張曼玉 - "To a Mercedes" "To a better life."

A River Runs Through It Brad Pitt - "The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs."

11.Chop Suey
醉拳Ⅱ (aka - Drunken Master II) Jackie Chan 成龍 - "Water floats, but it also capsizes boats..."

12.also starring Bart the Bear
The Edge Anthony Hopkins/Alec Baldwin - "You know, I once read an interesting book which said that, uh, most people lost in the wilds, they, they die of shame."



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